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hey. *creeper voice
friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
me: drunk

makostars:

Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.


kingofconeyisland:

When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework yesterday.

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likeadamnfiddle:

edgebug:

thesarahsaurusrex:

edgebug:

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

me: here it comes


thebloggerbloggerfun:

Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time. 

It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good. 


iwasrepeals:

Its pretty late, I’m gonna go to bed *browses every social media site known to man for over an hour*


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