joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

zackisontumblr:

vicfuencats:

if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you

andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

but if you give me shit Imma

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

niggaimdeadass:

dis us

this us actin crazy

smooches to u hataz

ewwww y’all ugly

dis us sleep

of course we cute

we black

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.