Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.
When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework yesterday.
video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh
video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*
video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*
me: here it comes
Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time.
It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good.
Its pretty late, I’m gonna go to bed *browses every social media site known to man for over an hour*